Zamo goes to raid the extremely pregnant new neighbor lady’s strawberries under the guise of being an Official Garden Inspector… in between leaving chunks of shed skin on Georgie’s pillow and refusing to clean up the mess, that is.

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This week Zamo reports back on the house Technical Support Monkey just bought that doesn’t comply with Zamo’s very specific house-buying instructions, plus Zamo goes to participate in the house inspection, despite a harrowing ferry ride on an “angry pus-coloured sea” and a long miserable drive to get there.

Miserable for Technical Support Monkey, that is, who’s none too pleased with Zamo’s suggestion that she start a new career as a junkie rock star’s future widow.

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