Monthly Archives September 2017

The Zamo the Destroyer Show #143

Zamo can’t get no satisfaction when trying to call Georgie at work to complain about the food Georgie’s leaving in Iggy’s dish, nor can Iggy get any amusement out of Skyping Technical Support Monkey demanding entertainment.

Even worse, Technical Support Monkey threatens to rat Zamo out for wanting to jab sewing needles into Georgie.

In better news, Mr. Hydell agrees to set up some privacy screens in Zamo’s secret rec room lab when he comes over to go elk hunting with his brother Mick… next month. Zamo decides to start scheming to make Mr. Hydell move to Victoria so as to avoid these inconvenient construction delays.

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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #142

Greetings from Georgie’s new house, where Georgie failed to properly build the royal bed—or the dungeon—as per Zamo’s explicit instructions, but at least the ugly orange sofa has been banished to the garage.

Zamo also rants about Technical Support Monkey’s quilt class and health food threats, and neither Technical Support Monkey nor Georgie will go see David Icke’s lecture to learn how to be better chimp slaves to their reptilian overlord. Even worse, Technical Support Monkey gets all uppity and does her own research and even dares to claim David Icke actually never says humans should worship iguanas.

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