Zamo Skypes in to yell at Technical Support Monkey over the weekend’s rain and is horrified to see Chimpette’s found a spinning wheel and refuses to admit it will turn her into a spinster.

Zamo also goes to Costco with Georgie and can’t get no satisfaction on the giant TV or new mattress front. Even worse, Georgie won’t let Iggy go wreck havoc in the ‘salad bar’ (read: garden centre) because she’s too cheap to pay for the destruction.

In other news, Georgie seems to be claiming to have a secret boyfriend who visits when Zamo’s out of town, but Ig’s pretty sure he’s just an imaginary man monkey.

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