Zamo’s back after a couple weeks off due to being busy yelling at Technical Support Monkey for her ongoing chimpiness, such as making Iggy sleep on the sofa when her brother came to visit and dragging Iggy to Long Beach and splashing Zamo with ocean water despite Zamo’s objections.

Zamo and Technical Support Monkey also argue about dirty hippies from Quebec, Tofino tourist tchotchkes, and whether or not it’s Chimpette’s business that Iggy’s trying to marry her off to some random dude in California.

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Zamo’s had another week wasted by Technical Support Monkey dragging her ass on the house hunting front after Chimpette let the solarium house slip through her hands. Instead, Chimpette is busy making noise with her bass and not letting Zamo buy any knives when they go antiquing.

On the upside, at least Zamo has a lead on a divorced dude monkey in California who owns a house with an orange tree in the backyard who Iggy can try to marry Chimpette off to (whether she likes it or not).

Zamo and Technical Support Monkey also argue about Jordan Peterson’s lobsters and how Technical Support Monkey needs to clean her room and the stairs and actually do some cross-stitch designing if she’s gonna keep talking about doing it someday.

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