Frog Science
Some days I think it's more of an art figuring out how Hoppy works and trying to fix him.
Asides from semantics, I can only say that this is actually very important research. One day a breakthrough will come that will allow me to enslave all the frogs of the world to use as my private army - er, I mean, that will help light the world with peace and harmony and a better understanding of the amphibian psyche.
Yeah, that's what I meant. The slave army thing? Oh, well, this is a comic, you know. Gotta keep the jokes coming.
Don't even bother calling PETA, pal - they only care if humans are the ones doing the animal abuse. Being an iguana, I have carte blanche, so up yours!