The Zamo the Destroyer Show #142

Greetings from Georgie’s new house, where Georgie failed to properly build the royal bed—or the dungeon—as per Zamo’s explicit instructions, but at least the ugly orange sofa has been banished to the garage.

Zamo also rants about Technical Support Monkey’s quilt class and health food threats, and neither Technical Support Monkey nor Georgie will go see David Icke’s lecture to learn how to be better chimp slaves to their reptilian overlord. Even worse, Technical Support Monkey gets all uppity and does her own research and even dares to claim David Icke actually never says humans should worship iguanas.

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The Zamo the Destroyer Show #141

Poor Zamo is going stir-crazy up at Technical Support Monkey’s house, and Technical Support Monkey refuses to help alleviate Ig’s boredom by running over Commies with her car. She also refuses to repent her sins against the Sun God that caused this week’s partial eclipse.

Instead, Technical Support Monkey drags Zamo with her to go hunting for vintage crap at the local thrift stores, and the local cops refuse to arrest her for it.

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