Zamo's Friends and Foes: The Evil One
This is the neighbor's cat. It lives with the Churchmans. They might be Christian folk, but their cat is pure evil. It's iguanocidal. It threatened to kill me and eat me. Should anything ever happen, know that I did it in self-defence.
Even if that something involves making a trophy coat out of the cat and putting its head on a pike at the end of the driveway to warn other Evil Things not to mess with me.
In the meantime, though, Hoppy bites the cat's tail anytime it comes around and it seems to be keeping its distance. For now.