Zamo's Friends and Foes: Georgie
Georgie is the main human I live with and study. She is apparently a painter of some sort, but I suspect she must hook on the side or something or have some other job she's hiding from me. I mean, how many paintings can you sell that look like something barfed on the canvas and don't conform to popular lizard aesthetics? I keep telling her she ought to start painting the portraits of great lizard leaders through the years, but some people apparently have no ambition to succeed.
I get along OK with Georgie overall, but I do wish she didn't spend so much time watching TV and movies on the couch with her idiot poet boyfriend Wilhelm. Don't they know there's stuff I want to watch on the big screen TV?!? Plus, I can do without the supervision.
At least she gardens, but she has som weird ideas about iguana nutrition. Like we're not supposed to have our diet made up 100% of berries and treats. Where do these people get these crazy ideas? Right - from other stupid monkeys.
I also wish Georgie would clue in that just because I eat the plants in the garden and houseplants doesn't mean I wish to assist her grow new ones. That's her job. My job as resident anthropologist is to simply observe how she does it.