Zamo's Friends and Foes: Granma
She's not my real grandmother, of course. She's Georgie's mom. But she listens to me more than Georgie does, and she bakes these special little pies for me (I think she calls them 'tarts,' but they're really just lizard-sized pies). She gives me treats. Etc. So I adopted her.
The downside is that she has this weird obsession with ice sports - hockey, figure and speed skating and curling. I'm pretty sure wanting to hang out around frozen surfaces can't be normal.