Bored? Lonely? Tired of thinking for yourself? Well, then:
Join Zamo's Cool Cult!
Our guarantee to you:
A fabulous afterlife or your money back!*
*Offer void where prohibited or if Zamo has already spent your money. Claimant must be deceased for a minimum of 100 years before filing for refund. No third-party claims.
Join Zamo's Cool Cult - the benefits are infinite!
Experience the joy and serenity that comes from wearing your mandatory lime green flowing robes, wearing the mandatory green spikey mohawk, painting all surfaces of your home, car, and office green, and having a large shrine to Zamo in your front yard!
In return you get a fabulous afterlife and you can purchase a special indulgence: a hand-photocopied certificate you can show to your boss explaining that sleeping in, siestas, and generalized sloth are now religious sacraments for you and thus protected by the Bill of Rights! (In other words, they probably can't fire you for skipping work!)
Other joys of membership in Zamo's Cool Cult will be revealed to worthy candidates when the time is right.
So, sign up today! And prepare a place for Zamo in your home - after all, she reserves the right to inspect member homes at any time.