All About the New Saurocracy
In the beginning, reptiles ruled the earth. We ate your mammalian monkey ancestors. We ruled.
But then the evil monkeys conspired to kill us off and somehow got that terrible meteor to come. The planet cooled and times became hard for reptilekind.
Enjoy your miserable hold on the planet while it lasts, monkeys. We plotted a course of vengeance to make the world right again. We invented the Industrial Revolution because we knew it would lead to mass Global Warming in order to prepare the world for the coming New Saurocracy.
Now I know what your big monkey brains are saying - how could those lizards do a damn thing? Well, who do you think inspired the spikey mohawk styles of the 70s and 80s? Takes an awful lot of ozone-layer-killing aerosol hairspray, doesn't it? Who do you think got Fifth Avenue to decide Hummers would be trendy, so that the atmospheric carbon loads would rise to raise the earth's temperature? Hell, who do you suppose told the industrialists a hundred years ago about how nicely coal and oil work as fuels? Hmm?
Ask yourself, "who benefits from massive global warming?" and the answer becomes clear.
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