Zamo's Resume
For those of you who asked, NO!!!! This isn't padded! Shame on you for thinking that! - Zamo
Please note - a lizard never reveals her age so I'm not putting in any dates. None of your business, anyway.
Current Projects:
- Currently working on post-doctoral fieldwork research observing humans in their natural habitat. Or on TV, whatever is more convenient on any given day.
- Fostering the development of Zamo's Cool Cult, Inc.
- Collecting and archiving human cultural objects for the Zamo Anthropological Museum
- Working on a people training module for iguanas to use
- Working on public art projects to enrich the neighborhood
Editor
Journal of Iguanas' Human Anthropological Discussions (JIHAD)
- Instigated new distribution methods
- Began the "Pundits' Page," a wildly popular section of marketplace-of-ideas-style op-ed pieces
- Saw circulation numbers quadruple
Department Head, Anthropology
Iguanid University of the Jungle
- Over 158 published academic papers
- Also teaches human history, theology and psychology
- Currently on sabbatical for fieldwork research
President and Spiritual Leader
Zamo's Cool Cult Inc.
- Conceived of and wrote all tracts and other spiritual literature
- Instituted the new franchise opportunity program
- Designed member uniforms
Treasurer
Reptile Revolution Party
- Still have never been caught embezzling
Founder, Proprietor, and Curator
The Zamo Anthropological Museum
- Collecting, documenting, and authenticating human cultural artifacts
- Designing architecture of the museum
- Writing exhibition catalogues
Music Editor and Staff Writer
Iguana Digest
- Writing CD, DVD, and concert reviews, primarily for metal and other hard rock genres
Industrial Design/Ergonomic Consultant
IguanAccess Ltd.
Education
Doctorate in Anthropology
Iguanid University of the Jungle
- Thesis topic: Origins of the Monkeyus talktoomuchus Problem
Masters in Anthropology
Iguanid University of the Jungle
- Thesis topic: Reptilian Themes In Human Art and Culture
Bachelors in Anthropology
Iguanid University of the Jungle
- Graduated first in class
- Double major with Human Psychology
- Minor in Political Science
Professional Associations
- Reptile Revolution Party
- All-Lizard Scholarly Committee
Interests and Hobbies
- Accomplished painter
- Collecting stuff
- Observational Horticulture
- Marathon Sleeping (World Champ four years running!)